Same letter, different guy. Rumor has it, there is one white guy and one black guy. Colonial Homes is becoming a flasher’s haven.   ************************************************************************************************************** But But I’m not one to listen to rumor.  

I was just saying the other day that it would be great if I could find an easier way to transport my flash drive(a.k.a. nubbin). I would just have to pierce my ears.

I love Mountain Dew and this commercial.

They definitely make sure you know their phone number.

Top 5 reasons men flash.

1. They licked something that looked like a stamp, but clearly wasn’t. (rhymes with racid)
2. They come from a country where showing your hooha means hello.
3. They grew up in a naked house.
4. They haven’t figured out that you only get beads on special occasions.
5. They want to show that clothes don’t make the man.

I checked out Ty’s post about the linguistic quiz. I took the quiz myself, but then realized that there are many other quizzes.

I think these are the answers I’ve been looking for all my life.

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:

Charlize Theron

Who’s Your Celebrity Boob Twin?

I had Paris Hilton, but I just couldn’t post it. I think Charlize boobs look more like mine.

Your Boobies’ Names Are…

Blouse bunnies

Boobie Name Generator

They would never tell me their name.

Your Pick Up Line Is

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I’m trying to tap that.

What Pick Up Line Will Get You a Man?

This will be very helpful next weekend.

You Were a Swan

You are a spiritual soul who sees into the future. You are also good at interpreting dreams - those of yourself and others.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

A bird. How ironic.

Your Brain is Blue

Of all the brain types, yours is the most mellow. You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don’t try to think away your troubles. Your thoughts are realistic, fresh, and honest. You truly see things as how they are. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about your friends, your surroundings, and your life.

What Color Is Your Brain?

I would always ask my doctor that question, but he would never give me an answer. It feels good to know.

Your Adult Film Star Name Is…

Ima Cumming

What’s Your Adult Film Star Name?

I thought you were supposed to use the name of your street.

Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating

You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things. You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines. You should major in: Marketing Psychology Desgin Cognitive Science Economics Photography

What Should You Major In?

What is Desgin?

Your Elf Name Is…

Dixie Snowballer

What’s Your Elf Name?

My mom tried to name me Dixie. It would have been Dixie Deem. This test must be real.

You Are Straight

There’s not much queer about you. So let’s just say you’re straight… but not narrow.

What’s Your Sexual Orientation?

Finally, now I know.

Your Toes Should Be White

A little funky and a little fresh, you’re constantly evolving your flirting style. Your ideal guy: A witty brainiac with hottie potential Stay away from: Overly dorky guys who become obsessed with you

What Color Should Your Toenails Be?

Yes, I’m funky fresh.

In 1980 (the year you were born)

Jimmy Carter is president of the US President Carter announces punitive measures and embargos against the USSR in retaliation for the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan Mount St. Helens in Washington state erupts in a violent blast estimated to be 500 times as powerful as the Hiroshima atomic bomb Ronald Reagan is elected the 40th US president in a sweeping victory US Representative Michael O. Myers is expelled from the House for his role in the Abscam scandal Hewlett-Packard announces release of its first personal computer Microsoft announces their version of UNIX, Xenix Christina Ricci, Chelsea Clinton, Venus Williams, Jessica Simpson, Macaulay Culkin, and Jake Gyllenhaal are born Philadelphia Phllies win the World Series Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl XIV New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup The Empire Strikes Back is the top grossing film “Lady” by Kenny Rogers spends the most time at the top of the US charts U.S. viewers get caught up in the “Who Shot J.R.?” cliff hanger on the soap opera series, Dallas, which is solved on a November 21 episode, drawing a record numbers of viewers

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Go Steelers!

Your Hillbilly Name Is…

Kissy Cissy Dallas

Hillbilly Name Generator

I’m bored with the whole hillbilly thing.

Your 80s Theme Song Is:

Take On Me by A-Ha

What’s Your 80s Theme Song?

The best creepy cartoon video ever.

You Are Greg Brady

Outta sight! Suave and all American, you tend to be clean cut and upstanding. You’re friendly with most people and a huge flirt (sometimes even with family members!).

What Brady Are You?

This is disturbing.

I think this is an albino squirrel, but I’m not sure. Albinos are usually mean. I once purchased an albino hamster when I was in 6th grade. I went to the pet store and picked it out of the beige bunch. The pet store manager asked me if I was sure I wanted an albino.

Whatever, of course I did. Why would he ask such a question?

Well, I quickly figured it out when I reached my hand into the cage. It growled, then bit me. I didn’t think a hamster could growl.

When my friends came over, I asked them to pet my hamster. Then I laughed when it attacked them.
I eventually returned the albino hamster. The store manager was not surprised to see me. He said he would use it for breeding. I decided to take home two ordinary beige hamsters instead. Six weeks later, I had about 21 ordinary beige hamsters. I won’t go into details, but let’s just say they were definitely “West Virginia” hamsters.

P.S. Legend has it, if you see an albino squirrel you don’t have to go to class that day.

Okay, I made that up.

Maybe we could get it started.

A great discovery was made when I went to WVU Homecoming. At the second tailgate, there was a bucket of gin, ice, and ???. Also in the bucket was about seven turkey basters. Such a great idea! I’m hoping the alcohol kills any germs left on the baster by the previous drunkard’s mouth.

Later that night…

Sharing pitchers are for wusses! You have to have your own.

I remembered why I was always drunk in college.

$6 pitchers of margaritas
$3 long island iced tea
2 for 1 mixed drinks
No Cover

Titled: Hi, my name is Tracie

Last quarter, one of my many projects was to interview Tracie and then create a spread around her personality. It was torture having to listen to her go on and on. I’m just kidding Tracie…maybe.

Here are a few of her quotes:

“I don’t like my feet to touch carpet. It’s dry and nasty. My mom had to carry socks in her purse for me when I was little so I could walk on carpet. I’m a little more okay with it today. I can walk on carpet for a little while, but then I have to put on some socks.”

“If you’re skinny in Mississippi, they call you poor.”

“By far this is the hardest shit I’ve ever had to do, it’s no joke. I mean it’s a lot of money, but I feel like I’m getting my money’s worth.”
(thoughts on Portfolio Center)

“I went on a date my freshman year of college with this guy who was a little thuggish, but nice. I went back to his dorm room after our date and we started kissing and hugging. Then he started sucking on my ear, like the inside part. Then I heard a ‘POW!’ I yelled, ‘what happened?’ But I couldn’t tell if I was talking loud because everything was muffled. I left and went back to my dorm. The next morning I woke up and I could hear again, everything was great. I went into the bathroom and started cleaning my ear with a Q-tip. I pulled it out and it was bloody. I told my roommate that the boy had sucked my ear out. I had to call my friend’s mom for advice because I didn’t want to tell my mom what had happened.”

I used to watch this all the time when I was younger. However, there is an alternate version that I enjoy created by Robot Chicken-here.