********                           No, but I did go to court.  I didn’t know what to say, so I pled “confused.” I somehow got out of both tickets. I was told the license plate border was illegal in Georgia. Really! Kinda figured that out when I got my ticket. I thanked the district attorney and the judge and raced out of the courtroom, or at least I tried. I couldn’t figure out how to open the doors. I thought I was locked in, so I sat back down and asked a fellow criminal how to get out of the courtroom. I figured out I had to push a large button and then push the door. The fine for the license plate border would have been $150. The expired registration fine would have been around $200. 

P.S. If your cell phone isn’t turned off and it begins to ring or vibrate during the session, you get arrested. It puts a spin on the AT&T tag line, “More bars in more places.”

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