I won’t bore you with the reason I haven’t blogged in a month, but if you really need one…
Here are my top 5 reasons why I haven’t blogged.
1. I was introduced to Matthew Mcconaughey and had a month long love affair in the Bahamas.
2. I lived in the woods among the squirrels, ate nuts, and learned to speak thier tongue.
3. I had a long hard quarter and checked into a hedonism resort.
4. I was lost among the many peachtree streets, avenues, and groves in Atlanta and just found my way home.
5. I got drunk and joined an underground dodgeball team made up of 12 year olds.
Feels good to be back!
